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11 Turbo Tattoos That Car Guys Will Fall In Love With

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April 11, 2017

11 Turbo Tattoos That Car Guys Will Fall In Love With

Though they may not appeal to everyone, or even the vast majority of people for that matter, turbo tattoos are certainly a hit with those who enjoy customizing cars. In addition to making their “need for speed” known to the world, turbo tattoos also serve as a reminder, of just how much their car means to them.

To show our readers just how neat turbo tattoos really are, while also giving all of the car-guy’s a platform of ideas to choose from, we have created the list below. And fortunately, whether you are a fan of turbo engines or not, due to the high amount of detail and well done shading that can be found in most the designs we’ve listed, you should certainly enjoy looking through them!

1. A Very Nice Turbo Heat Chest Tattoo

Not only is this one very unique, but it is also very realistic!

2. An Amazing Smoke Turbo Hand Tattoo

Although turbo hand tattoos are not very common, this one looks great and the smoke certainly adds a lot of uniqueness to the design.

3. A Black And Red Turbo Upper Arm Tattoo

A great turbo design, with some nice coloring as well.

4. Another Nice Turbo Chest Tattoo

Much like the other chest tattoo listed, this one appears to be ripping right through the person’s skin.

5. A Skeleton’s Head, With A Turbo Attached To It

Another very unique design, this one featuring a skeleton with a turbo attached to the side of his skull.

6. A Brightly Colored Turbo Half Sleeve Tattoo

In addition to the wonderful color found within this design, there is also a lot of well done shading and attention to detail!

7. A Traditionally Done Turbo Tattoo Design

Though most car guys don’t have their tattoos done in a traditional style, this one looks incredible!

8. A Cartoony Snail With A Turbo

Well, thats one way to make a snail move around quickly!

9. An Extremely Colorful Turbo Shoulder Tattoo

Done in orange, green, and red, this design certainly sticks out well!

10. An Inner Bicep Turbo Heart Tattoo

Looking similar to a human heart, this tattoo likely represents the person’s love for turbo engines!

11. Another Well Done Heart-Like Turbo Design

This one featuring two separate turbos, intertwined into the shape of a heart!

10 Intimidating Gas Mask Tattoo Designs

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April 10, 2017

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Coming alive during the first World War and serving as the western front’s go-to disguise, gas masks are still incredibly popular to this day. So popular that, many artists who are known for having an “intimidating” tattooing style, ink them on peoples’ bodies quite regularly. However, despite the deathly look these masks give off, they have saved many lives and protected many soldiers from things such as disease, chemicals, and of course intense heat – proving that there is a deeper and more loving meaning to most of these designs.

Whether you are a fan of scary, menacing tattoos or not, we certainly suggest taking a look through this list. Not only will it quite possibly possible change your view on gas mask designs, but it will prove how talented some of these intimidating style artists really are!

1. A Very Standard All Black Ink Gas Mask Forearm Tattoo

Done solely in black ink, this very standard, yet very appealing tattoo looks great across the forearm!

A Very Standard All Black Gas Mask Forearm Tattoo

2. A Very Creepy Gas Mask Thigh Tattoo

Not only does this one feature a gas mask, but it has some added imagery as well!

3. A Black Gas Mask With Big Red Eyes

As if the all black gas mask wasn’t freaky enough, this one has some big red eyes as well.

4. A Hooded Gas Mask, With A Blood Red Background

In addition to the eerie red background, there is also a man’s reflection in each one of the eyes!

5. A Gas Mask Wearing Zombie Forearm Tattoo

Very well done, and perhaps the most horrifying design on the entire list!

6. A Lime Green Gas Mask Hand And Wrist Tattoo

A very well done lime green gas mask tattoo, proving that these designs look good in just about any color.

7. A Dark Haired Woman, Holding A Gas Mask To Her Face

Believe it or not, beautiful woman also wear gas masks from time to time!

8. A Very Well Shaded, Black And Red Gas Mask Leg Tattoo

In addition to the wonderfully done shaded that can be seen in this design, there is also a lot of attention to detail within the mask.

9. A Gas Mask Wearing Nun, Praying To God

A very unique and meaningful design, likely symbolizing the sadness of World War I.

10. An Extremely Realistic Looking Man, Wearing A Gas Mask

Not only is this tattoo almost indistinguishable from a picture of an actual human, but there is also some very neat writing included in the design.

11 Candy Memes, Sure To Ignite Your Sweet Tooth

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April 7, 2017

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11 Candy Memes, Sure To Ignite Your Sweet Tooth

No matter what age you are, it is likely that you still enjoy eating candy from time to time. Not only is it sweet and full of sugar, but (although eating it on a regular basis may be unhealthy) it’s inexpensive and doesn’t hurt to have every once in a while. Moreover, memes about candy are also very funny, which is why we’ve created the list below. A list that we believe will certainly increase your current craving for candy, no matter what age you are, and no matter how healthy your diet is at this point in time.

1. “Did You Say…Candy?”

Candy is so good that apparently even Keanu Reeves from The Matrix enjoys it!

2. “Brace Yourselves…Candy Canes Are Coming”

Candy canes are certainly very tasty, and certainly one of the best parts of the holidays!

3. “Morgan Freeman Has Cotton Candy – Your Argument Is Invalid”

One of the world’s best actors, holding one of the world’s best types of candy – cotton candy!

4. “You Have Disappointed Chocolate Bar.”

Not only does this look like it tastes very good, but it has a face on it too!

5. “I Also Do This With Cotton Candy”

Believe it or not, this is actually a pretty common facial expression seen on someone who is eating cotton candy…

6. “The Official Candy Bar Of Tyler Eifert”

Although this one happens to be a joke…butterfingers actually taste very, very good!

7. “I Can Only Demand Candy For Halloween? Candy. Now.”

Uh oh…someone better get this girl some candy, right now!

8. “I’ll Take Care Of The Little Guy. Here, Have A Candy For Your Other Pokémon”

Well, according to the meme below, one single piece of candy is even worth trading one of your pets for!

“I’ll Take Care Of The Little Guy. Here, Have A Candy For Your Pokémon.”

9. “My Diet Today – 99% Halloween Candy/1% Real Food”

Proven by the chart below, Halloween is (without a doubt) the time of the year where people eat the most candy…

10. “The One Guy Who Is Crazy And Yet Popular – He Lures Kids Into Making Themselves Something Called Candy”

A very good point made about the king of candy himself – Willy Wonka!

“The One Guy Who Is Crazy Yet Popular – He Lures Kids Into Making Themselves Something Called Candy”

11. “Switched From Candy To Nose Candy”

A type of candy that is definitely not suitable for kids…

11 Meaningful I Can Do All Things Through Christ Tattoos

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April 7, 2017

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11 Meaningful I Can Do All Things Through Christ Tattoos

Whether you are religious or not, the list of designs below should certainly be motivating. Not only are these meaningful designs of a positive nature, but (due to the limitless quote featured in them), they should make you want to jump out of bed in the morning, free of any and all doubt!

Those who follow Christ, truly believe whole-heartedly that anything is possible through him. And in order to make these beliefs known, many followers have the very literal quote “I Can Do All Things Through Christ” tattooed onto their body.

Though this may be frowned upon be atheists and non-believers, the quote itself (as stated above) should still be somewhat encouraging. So, whether you are one who attends church, reads the bible, and kneels down to pray, or you are just in need of some encouragement, be sure to take a look through the different designs below.

1. “I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me, Philippians 4:13”

A wonderful design, proving that even though there is just a quote and some clouds, these tattoos certainly look amazing!

2. Just The Quote, With No Background Imagery

A great choice for women, especially those who want to keep their tattoo somewhat hidden.

3. A Philippians 4:13 Upper Back Tattoo

Not only is this one placed very nicely right below the neck, but (to add some uniqueness to it) there is also an infinity symbol behind the quote.

4. An I Can Do All Things Through Christ Chest Tattoo

Due to the very well done shading and realistic looking rays of light, this is perhaps the most appealing design on the entire list!

5. No Quote Needed!

Proven by the image below, sometimes the quote itself isn’t even needed to get the point across. The verse is so widely recognized, that most people already know what it’s implying.

6. Another Great I Can Do All Things Through Christ Upper Back Tattoo

Given the fact that the quote is shaped like an infinity symbol and there is a bird flying above it, this design is also very unique!

7. A Fully Vertical I Can Do All Things Through Christ Back Tattoo

Though the writing itself may be hard to see, it is very well done and looks great along her back.

8. Another Great I Can Do All Things Through Christ Ribcage Tattoo

Not only does this tattoo look great along the ribcage, but due to the many different colored fonts that are used throughout it, the design itself certainly sticks out well.

9. An I Can Do All Things Through Christ Half Sleeve

Considering the fact that no color had to be used in order for this design to look great, this piece is certainly well done.

10. A Black And Red I Can Do All Things Through Christ Foot Tattoo

Done in black and red font, this design goes to show how creative people can get with just one small quote!

11. A Very Noticeable I Can Do All Things Through Christ Forearm Tattoo

Not only is this design placed well across the forearm, but due to the bright watercolors that were used, it is certainly very noticeable!

12 Surprisingly Funny Happy Birthday Memes

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April 4, 2017

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12 Surprisingly Funny Happy Birthday Memes

When thinking of a birthday celebration, funny memes may be the last thing that come to mind. However, after searching through the internet, we found endless amounts of funny happy birthday memes, sure to make anyone laugh. Don’t believe us? Check out the list below and see for yourself!

1. “Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Happy Birthdays…So I Decided To Say Happy Birthday On Your Birthday So You Can Be Happy On Your Birthday”

Well this one is actually pretty nice, considering most of his memes are rather rude…

2. “Well…Happy Birthday, Fella, Now If You Finished Yesterday’s Work, That Would Be Great”

Not only funny, but also very relatable for those who have to work on their birthday!

3. “Happy Birthday…Hope It’s Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good”

Well, hopefully it is better than that!

4. “Happy Birthday Dad! We Will Build You A Huge Cake And The Mexicans Will Pay For It!”

A funny Happy Birthday meme, that is also very timely…

5. “I Left My Pregnant Wife A Happy Birthday Card”

Wow…what a great husband!

6. “Oh Dammmmmmmmmmn, It’s Your Birthday! So…Will There Be Cake?”

Believe it or not, some people just go to birthday parties to eat the cake!

7. “The Number Of Happy Birthday Memes On Your Facebook Wall Is Too Damn High”

Nowadays, Facebook posts are actually one of the best parts of most peoples’ birthdays with lots of belated birthday memes!

8. “Happy Birthday, Have The Time Of Your Life”

A very meaningful happy birthday wish from Patrick Swayze!

9. “I Hope Your Birthday Is Better Than Mine Over Here”

Not only funny, but also relatable for those with family and friends who live in cold areas…

10. “It’s Your Birthday, And I Remembered Without Reminders”

Believe it or not, happy birthday reminders are probably the most beneficial part of Facebook…

11. “Happy Birthday, May Your Wildest Dreams Come True”

A very funny happy birthday wish from Napoleon Dynamite!

12. “Happy Birthday, I Was Promised That I Would Receive A Piece Of Cake”

Perhaps the only good part of having to work on your birthday, is that you (and your employees) get to eat cake on the job!

12 Uniquely Creative Mountain Tattoos

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April 4, 2017

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There are few landscapes worldwide, more beautiful than the mountains, and there are few ways of showing your love for the mountains that are better than getting them tattooed on your body. In fact, mountain tattoos are one of the most commonly requested designs from tattoo artists, and (when done correctly) they are certainly some of the most beautiful pieces.

In addition to the wonderful color and shading that can be found in most mountain tattoos, there is also a lot of attention to detail, bringing out small, intricate features that would otherwise go unseen. So, if you’re someone who enjoys taking trips to the mountains as much as you enjoy getting tattoos, then the list below should not only be enjoyable, but it should give you some neat ideas for your own mountain design!

1. A Very Basic, Yet Very Appealing Inner-Arm Mountain Landscape Tattoo

A very well done inner-arm tattoo, showing that (even without color) mountain tattoos certainly look amazing!

2. A Circular Mountain Tattoo, Full Of Beauty And Color

Featuring a beautiful snowy mountain, alongside some reddish-yellow clouds, this tattoo is as aesthetically pleasing as it is round. Certainly a great choice for those interested in smaller designs!

3. Another Simple Mountain Design That Looks Amazing

Different from the preceding image, this design is rather simplistic. However, it does still look great.

4. Some Big Waves, Crashing Right Into The Mountains

Featuring waves on one wrist and a small set of mountains on the other, this tattoo is not only very well done, but also very unique!

5. “Think Like A Mountain” – Leopold

In addition to the wonderful landscape of mountains atop this design, there is also a lovely quote at the bottom.

6. Big Mountains, Big Trees, And A Small Little House

Sometimes people care less about their house, than they do about the nature surrounding it!

7. A Very Small, And Very Unique, Mountain Back Tattoo For Women

Much like a few of the previous tattoos listed, this design is a great choice for those who want something that is rather subtle, yet still very appealing.

8. A Negatively Colored Mountain Forearm Tattoo

The only negatively colored design on this entire list, and also perhaps the most unique!

9. A Beautiful Mountain, Enclosed Inside A Leaf

Not only is this design creative, but (due to how well it’s done) it proves that even non-realistic looking mountains tend to look amazing!

10. An Almost Unnoticeable Mountain Finger Tattoo

If you thought the other images were subtle, just take a look at this one!

11. A Black And Blue Mountain Foot Tattoo

Featuring a nice blue sky and placed on the foot, this tattoo is not only beautiful, but it can also be very easily hidden, for those with jobs that are against tattoos.

12. Another Nice Inner-Arm Mountain Tattoo

The tattoo artist of this design not only shaded it well, but he used some neat watercolors too!

9 Very Insulting, Yet Very Funny Memes

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April 3, 2017

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It is always good to be able to laugh at yourself. In fact, some people say that if you can’t laugh at yourself – you can’t laugh at others. This is not only something that can serve as a great life lesson, but also a habit that those found in the memes below have hopefully mastered.

The images below are very funny, and also very insulting (to some people). However, they do make for a great list of memes. So, without any further ado, here is 9 very insulting, yet very funny memes!

1. “There Is No Unit Of Measure For That Level Of Stupidity”

A pretty degrading and insulting, yet also very funny meme, attacking one’s intelligence.

2. “What Drugs Are You On?? Stupid Pills?”

Since it’s coming from the most unintelligent character of Anchorman, this insult is actually pretty bad…

3. “You Are As Useless As…PFF…A Traffic Light In GTA”

To be honest, I don’t think one single person has ever obeyed one of those traffic lights…

4. “Do You Have Designer Shades Just To Hide Your Face? Well, You Probably Should.”

Ouch! What a burn!

5. “You’re So Ugly, When You Were Born Your Mom Said, What A Treasure, And Your Dad Said, Yeah Lets Go Bury It!”

The preceding memes are certainly rude and insulting, however, none of them are even close to this one!

6. “Yeah, If You Could Go Ahead And Not Suck, That Would Be Great”

Very insulting, and also very straight to the point…

7. “I’m Not Really Your Friend, Until I Insult You On A Daily Basis”

As the saying goes – if you’re not picked on, you’re not loved!

8. “When You’re Donald Trump, And You Haven’t Said Anything Racist In 8 Minutes.”

According to the insulting meme below, Donald Trump seems to have a really tough time avoiding racist comments…

9. “I’m Sorry, But I Couldn’t Hear You Over The Sound Of How Deaf I Am.”

Well, this one may have actually taken things a little too far…

15 Funny And Adorable Monkey Memes

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April 3, 2017

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Monkeys are funny, adorable, and make for great memes. In addition to the many hilariously cute monkey pictures that are used in these memes, there are also a lot of funny quotes that make for a great laugh. So, if you’re a fan of monkeys and love to laugh out loud, then we’re sure you’ll like the list below!

1. “I Don’t Always Look This Good, But When I Do The Ladies Go Bananas”

A very photogenic (and also very confident) alpha monkey!

2. “Cool Story, Bro”

I can’t tell if this monkey looks sad or confused, however, his picture certainly makes for a funny meme!

3. “You’re So Funny”

A very funny meme, featuring a very awkwardly smiling monkey with some pretty horrific teeth!

4. “Shh No Tears, Only Dreams Now”

Believe it or not, (though it may not look like one) that is actually a monkey in the image below…

5. “My Expression When Someone States The Obvious”

As you can see from the image below, monkeys (more than just about any other animal) certainly make some very human-like expressions.

6. “Hitman Monkey Started Training At An Early Age!”

A perfectly timed shot of “hitman monkey” choking out one of his victims, at a very young age.

7. “When Ikea Is Ashes, Then You Have My Permission To Die.”

A very serious image of the animal known as “Ikea monkey”.

8. “If You Put A Million Monkeys At A Million Keyboards, One Of Them Will Eventually Write A Java Program. The Rest Of Them Will Write Perl Programs.”

Aside from being both funny and adorable, monkeys are also extremely intelligent!

9. “I Bet If He Wasn’t A Black Gorilla, He Would’ve Just Been Tranquilized”

A very sarcastic black gorilla, obviously angered by monkey racism!

10. “Pimpin’ Hairstyle – Don’t Work To Have Good Hair, Make Your Hair Work For You!”

The monkey with the craziest hairstyle, and perhaps the funniest meme on this entire list!

11. “I Stopped Understanding Math When The Alphabet Got Involved – Smoking Monkey Doesn’t Know Math.”

To his defense, math does start to get rather difficult at that point…

12. “If You Feel Sad And Alone This St. Valentine’s Day, Just REMEMBER: Nobody Loves You The Rest Of The Year Either.”

Well this guy doesn’t look too happy…

13. “Tries To Become A Meme, Doesn’t Catch On”

Thanks to his funny, yet awkward facial expression, this one actually did catch on…

14. “Let Me Get This Straight, You Work For Geico, And You Don’t Know What An Actuary Is?”

Apparently even Geico employees can get out smarted by monkeys!

15. “Wise Monkey Say: How You Know They Not Called Human Bars?”

Well, he does have a pretty great point here!

11 School Memes That Every Student Can Relate To

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March 31, 2017

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11 School Memes That Every Student Can Relate To

It should come as no surprise that there are a plethora of funny memes online, dedicated to students who can’t seem to deal with their classes. And fortunately, these sad but true images have not only made many people laugh, but they have also helped many struggling students relate, and feel much better about their own academic difficulties. So, if you’re a student in need of some comic relief, or if you’re out of school and looking to reminisce while also laughing at others’ expense, take a look through the list below!

1. “School – It Can Kill”

A very true and very relatable chart, showing the different emotions that most students go through during the school week.

2. “That Awkward Moment When The Teacher Is Helping The Student Next To You”

An awkward moment indeed, that just about every student on earth has unfortunately experienced before…

3. “Walking To School On A Monday – Walking Home From School On A Friday”

Another very creative way of outlining what a normal school week is like for most students…

4. “You Go To School, Nothing Happens. You Miss One Day, 6 Fights, Tupac Comes Back, School Had A Black Out, And Beyonce Performed In The Cafeteria.”

These are the type of school days that no student wants to miss!

5. “What If I Told You – Being In School Is Much Better Than Working Everyday And Having Adult Responsibilities?”

A very good point, and something that all students struggling to get through school should certainly keep in mind!

6. “When My Mom Asks – When Are You Going To Start Passing Your Classes??”

In due time!

7. “I Love Waking Up In A Cold Sweat After My First School Dream Of The Summer – Said No Teacher Ever.”

Believe it or not, students are not the only ones who dislike going to school – teachers dread it too!

8. “First Day Of School – Last Day Of School”

A very relatable meme, comparing how most students appear on the first day of school compared to on the last day of school.

9. “We Had A Practice Test, So I Guess You Could Say Things Are Getting Pretty Serious”

Practice tests are actually a pretty good thing most often times. I mean, at least it’s not a real test, right?

10. “Calls On You The One Day You Didn’t Do Your Readings”

Something that I’m sure has happened to just about every student before!

11. “Says Sleep Is Important – Must Get Up At 6:30 To Be On Time”

Having to wake up early is (without a doubt) one of the worst parts of going to school!

12 Well Done Penguin Tattoos

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March 30, 2017

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Though penguins may not be the first thing that comes to mind when thinking of a neat tattoo design, they happen to be rather popular. In fact, a lot of people (even those not located in the arctic) have penguins tattooed on them, and they seem to only be getting trendier. So, whether you’re someone who likes penguins, or you’re just looking for some neat tattoos to look at, the list below should certainly be of interest!

1. Two Adorable Penguins

Not only a great tattoo design idea for those interested in penguins, but for those in a relationship as well!

2. Another Great Penguin Tattoo Design Idea For Couples

This one isn’t as cartoonish as the preceding image, but it is definitely a little more romantic and realistic since the penguins seem to be holding hands.

3. An Amazingly Well Done Watercolored Penguin Tattoo

Not only is this design very bright and colorful, but it is also very meaningful – featuring a mother penguin kissing her small child!

4. An Adorable Blue Penguin, Listening To Some Music On His Headphones

Considering the fact that most penguin tattoos have nothing to do with music or headphones, this design is certainly very unique!

5. A Very Realistic Penguin, Above A Small Purple Flower

For those who cater more towards realistic designs when getting tattooed, the image below should certainly be of interest!

6. An Angry Penguin That Is Literally “Ice Cold”

Likely used to symbolize his cold-hearted attitude, this design features a rather angry looking penguin carrying a scythe.

7. A Very Cool Upper Leg Penguin Tattoo Design For Girls

Featuring a cool snowboarding penguin, this upper leg tattoo not only looks great, but is also very original! And as you can see, this girl even has the shirt to match!

A Very Cool Upper Leg Penguin Tattoo For Girls

8. A Frustrated Penguin, Coming Out Of The Ice And Wearing A Winter Hat

Well to be honest, if I was that cold all of the time, I would be pretty frustrated too! Wouldn’t you be?

9. A Freddy Krueger Penguin

A great choice for those who are fans of both penguins and horror movies!

10. A Cute Little Penguin, Standing On A Small Block Of Ice

Featuring an adorably round little penguin, this design is as cute as it is well done!

11. An Awkwardly Tall And Skinny Penguin, Done In A Very Artistic Tattooing Style

This one may not be too cute or realistic looking, but it is certainly unique and creative!

An Awkwardly Tall And Skinny Penguin, Done In An Artistic Tattooing Style

12. Some Very Cute Black And Silver Penguin Wrist Tattoos That Match

Very appealing, and certainly a great choice for anyone wanting something small and rather subtle.