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11 Painfully Relatable School Tomorrow Memes

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March 30, 2017

No matter who you are, you’ve likely experienced the dreaded feeling of knowing you have school tomorrow. And whether this feeling comes late Sunday night, or while trying to finish your homework before going to bed, it is not something that anyone seems to enjoy.

In addition to the empty pit that “knowing you have school tomorrow” leaves in your stomach, it also makes for some rather funny memes, beloved by many students and online users. Though initially, this may sound like the last thing students and adolescents want to joke or read about, it actually helps provide comic relief to a bad situation, allowing them to not only laugh at themselves, but at others as well.

1. “How I Feel On Sunday Night…School Tomorrow!”

A rather un-appealing face, that sums up the Sunday night/school tomorrow feeling pretty well.

2. “School Tomorrow? Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That”

That really is what it seems like, isn’t it?

3. “Thinking About School Tomorrow Got Me Like…Bruhhhhhhh”

Another facial expression that most every student has made at least once or twice, most likely on a Sunday night.

4. “If We Didn’t Have School Tomorrow, That’d Be Great”

A very relatable meme, and a statement that I’m sure every student reading this post would certainly agree with…

5. “There’s No School Tomorrow! Like. 7:30 Sharp Boooiiii”

What a terrible, terrible prank to pull on someone…

“There’s No School Tomorrow! Sike. 7:30 Sharp Boooiiii”

6. “So You’re Telling Me You Got School Tomorrow? Have Fun With It!”

Unlike the other images on this list, this meme shows how non-students react to those feeling the “school tomorrow pain”.

7. “What Do You Mean Tomorrow Is Monday!?! It Was Just Friday A Few Hours Ago!”

No matter how long the weeks seem to be, the weekends always just fly right by!

8. “Dad, School Starts Tomorrow. It’ll Be Okay Son.”

A very sad, yet (I’m sure) also very common father/son conversation…

9. “Brace Yourselves, Back To School Traffic Starts Tomorrow…”

Not only is having school tomorrow difficult for the students who have to attend, but it’s also a pain in the neck for those who have to sit in traffic on their way to work.

10. “School Tomorrow Got Me Like…Don’t Have School Tomorrow”

An accurate meme that entails the emotions most female students go through before school…

11. “When You Realize That You Got School Tomorrow But You’ve Been Staying Up Until 4 AM During Break”

Vacations from school are great, but unfortunately the meme below sums things up all too well for those who like to stay up late during the breaks…

11 Extremely Funny Office Memes

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Though you may dread going to the same office day after day, some funny things can actually come out of this rather unfortunate routine (which is perhaps why so many people enjoy NBC’s The Office). In addition to being able to relate to all of the memes below, those who are office-bound Monday through Friday should also be able to put their own twist on each of the quotes, and decide which one of their fellow employees are most similar to the characters in each image.

So, if have had a difficult week at work, and are in need of some comic relief, here’s 11 Extremely Funny Office Memes and it would certainly be helpful!

1. “Sometimes I Feel Like Everyone I Work With Is An Idiot”

Very straight to the point, and something that most everyone should be able to relate to…

2. “I Have Got To Make Sure YouTube Comes Down To Tape This.”

I’m not too sure that Michael Scott (aka Urkel Grue) understands how YouTube actually works…

3. “People Say I’m The Best Boss. Um, I Think That Pretty Much Sums It Up. I Found It At Spencer Gifts”

Hopefully we have all had a great boss at some point!

4. “Presents Are The Best Way To Show Someone How Much You Care. It Is Like This Tangible Thing That You Can Point To And Say, Hey man, I Love You This Many Dollars-Worth.”

A great quote that is unfortunately rather truthful…

“Presents Are The Best Way To Show Someone How Much You Care. It Is Like The Tangible Thing That You Can Point To And Say, Hey Man, I Love You This Many Dollars-Worth”

5. “Do You Want To Hear A Lie? I Think You’re Great. You’re My Best Friend.”

Anyone who watches The Office knows that Micheal Scott, really hates Toby Flenderson…

6. “This Here Is A Run Out The Clock Situation”

Perhaps the meme that is most relatable for those desperately wanting to get out of work…

7. “I Love Inside Jokes, I’d Love To Be A Part Of One Some Day.”

Well, I’m not sure he knows what inside jokes are either. However, they are always great to have around the office!

8. “I Have Flaws. What Are They? I Sing In The Shower. Sometimes I Spend Too Much Time Volunteering. Occasionally I’ll Hit Somebody With My Car.”

I’m not sure that anyone can actually relate to all of these flaws, however, the meme itself is still rather funny!

9. “I Understand Nothing”

Well I’m sure we’ve all had one of those days at work…

10. “It Was A Weird Day. I Accidentally Cross-Dressed.”

Certainly a weird day for office manager Michael Scott!

11. “Nobody Should Have To Go To Work Thinking, Oh, This Is The Place That I Might Die Today.”

Well he does have a great point, hopefully no one has to fear dying at their place of work!

The 10 Best Joker Tattoo Designs

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March 29, 2017

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Not only is the Joker one of the most well-known Batman movie characters, but he also makes for a great tattoo design. In fact, a lot of people all over the world have this evil villain tattooed on them, and though most of the designs are unique in their own way, they all look incredible!

So, no matter which one of the Batman movies you preferred him in and no matter which actor you think played him best, if you’re a fan of the Joker, then the list below should certainly be of interest.

1. A Very Colorful And Very Realistic Looking “Why So Serious?” Leg Tattoo

Featuring The Dark Knight’s Joker and including one of the movie’s most memorable lines, this leg tattoo is very well done, and looks almost identical to the actual character.

2. A Crazy Old School, Cartoon Joker With Haha Written All Around Him

Certainly a great choice for those who are into the old cartoon Batman movies!

3. Another Great Dark Knight Joker Tattoo

This one featuring the Joker’s angry face, with Gotham city in the background.

4. Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Proven by the image below, Joker tattoos don’t necessarily have to feature the Joker himself…

5. The Batman Logo, With The Suicide Squad’s Joker Inside Of It

The most recent “Joker”, staring out of the batman logo with pure excitement written all over his face!

6. Another Great “Why So Serious?” Joker Tattoo

This one is done on the forearm and features the Dark Knight’s star surrounded by small black bats.

7. A Very Twisted, And Very Detailed DC Joker Back Piece Tattoo

Not only are there hundreds of small black bats, but the Joker’s face is extremely detailed, and very well done!

8. A Very Colorful, And Very Animated Version Of The Joker

Full of color and animation, this Joker tattoo is another great choice for all the old-school Batman fans.

9. A Full Joker Back Piece Tattoo

To add some originality to this amazing design, the tattoo has the Joker holding his own card in front of his face.

10. An Old-School Cartoon Leg Tattoo Of The Joker

Though there are many old-school cartoon Joker tattoos, this tattoo artists seems to have put his own twist on the character.

An Old-School Cartoon Tattoo Of The Joker

11 Clear Tattoos That Are Almost Invisible

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March 28, 2017

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11 Clear Tattoos That Are Almost Invisible

Though some people tend to be skeptical of them and many shops refer to ink their clients with them, clear tattoos have become somewhat of a “new-age” type of design. Not only are clear tattoos easy to hide for those with serious jobs, but since they require little to no shading, they are very quick and easy to get.

Due to the continuously growing popularity and overwhelming uniqueness of these almost painless tattoos, we have created the list below, which consists of the best 11 clear tattoo designs we could find!

1. A Clear, White Ink Forearm Tattoo Of A Rose

For those unfamiliar with clear tattoos, the design below should give you a great idea of how nice they really look.

2. A Number Wrist Tattoo, Done Entirely In Clear, White Ink

A great example of how (even when they are on your wrist) these tattoos tend to be very well hidden!

3. A Very Nice, And Very Clear, White Ink Feather Tattoo

Not only is this one nicely placed along the forearm, but the feather itself is actually rather unique.

4. A Small, Barely Noticeable But Still Appealing Dove Tattoo

Though there is no concrete reason as to why, most people who get clear tattoos, get Dove’s.

5. Another Great White Ink Wrist Tattoo

Serving as perhaps the most beautiful image on the entire list, this tattoo features the word “love” surrounded by an infinity symbol.

6. A Very Elaborate, Yet Very Unique White Ink Design

As you can see, though most people who get clear tattoos prefer them to be subtle, some people take their designs a little further…

7. A Neat White Ink Collar Bone Tattoo

Even though this tattoo is of a flower, the design is very neat, and certainly very unique!

8. A Full Half Sleeve, Done Solely In Clear, White Ink

Yet another great example of how elaborately detailed clear tattoos can be!

9. A White Ink Palm Of The Hand Tattoo

Well I guess if you’re going to get a tattoo on the palm of your hand and still plan on getting a job, white ink is the way to go!

10. Making A Statement, Without Being Too Loud…

As the woman in the picture puts it, this unique stomach tattoo is a great way of making a statement, without being too loud.

11. A Clear Ink Wrist Tattoo, That Actually Glows In The Dark

As you can see, there are many options with clear ink tattoos, such as having your design glow in the dark!

If you are someone who is fearful of getting your first tattoo, or just nervous of what your parents might think when they see it, clear tattoos may be a great choice for you!

16 Hilarious Cow Memes

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When thinking of funny images to look at, cow memes may not be your first choice, however, they happen to be quite hilarious. In addition to the funny imagery included in them, there are also some funny quotes, only those familiar with cows would understand. But, despite the humor included in them, these memes are not very popular. So, in order to showcase some of the funniest and most laughable cow memes and show people how funny they really are, we’ve created the list below. Consisting of funny images and quotes that are sure to make you laugh, here are 16 hilarious cow memes.

1. “I Forgot How To Girl, So I Cow”

Not only is this one funny, but it’s also kind of scary…hopefully the cow doesn’t charge at her!

2. “So Much Grass, Only 4 Stomachs”

Believe it or not, this meme is truthful in the way that cows do actually have four stomachs…

3. “Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls”

A very photogenic black and white cow, emulating one of the most popular scenes from the movie Titanic!

4. “Do You Even Lift?”

A funny meme, and perhaps the most muscular cow I have ever seen…

5. “Day 64: I’m Still Undiscovered, But Not For Too Long”

Well at least he lasted 64 days, right?

6. “You’re Feeding Me So Much, For What?!”

A cow meme that is not only funny, but also sad at the same time…

7. “He Touched My Udder”

It appears that this poor cow was violated…

8. Six Hilarious Cow Memes, All Combined Into One Single Image

These memes may be funny, but the cows look kind of evil. Especially since there is a burning shed in the background…

9. “Hipster Cow Says, You Have No Life Experience”

Nothing like a nice “hipster cow” throwing some insults at you…

10. “Old McDonald Had A Farm…Had”

Well, judging by the look on his face, I would suspect that he destroyed the farm…

11. “Wait! You’re Telling Me I’m Not A Unicorn?”

A very sad, and very disappointed cow…

12. “Hey I Just Met You And This Is Dairry!! So Here’s My Number So Milk Me, Maybe”

A crazy cow, rehearsing a spin-off of Carly Rae Jepsen’s hit song “call me maybe”.

13. “Cows Sitting Like Dogs Is Officially The Most Important Thing”

Wow, I honestly did not know they even could sit like this…

14. “Look At Her, She Has No Business In Shorts”

Known as the “dirty look cow”, this guy appears to be somewhat of a judgmental pessimist…

15. “You Probably Haven’t Herd Of It”

A pretty intense, and rather intimidating cow to say the least…

16. “Don’t Worry, I Framed Some Cows”

Omg…were these the cows from number 8?!

12 Great Senegalese Twist Hairstyles

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March 24, 2017

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Used not only to make you look great, but also to protect your natural hair, senegalese twists are a great choice for those with a full head of locks and the need to look different. Not only does this unique style stand out amongst the crowd, but due to the time it takes to successfully pull it off, those with senegalese twists rarely need to visit a hairdresser. In fact, after getting one of these cuts, you could go months without needing a trim!

So, whether you are someone in need of a new hair-do, or just wanting to see how spectacular this cut really looks, the list below should certainly be of interest.

1. A Very Straightforward, Yet Very Appealing Senegalese Twist

Proven by the picture below, although these styles may take years to grow out, they look great once they are finally finished!

2. Some Very Thick And Very Curly Senegalese Twists

Not only do these twists stick out well, but, due to the overall thickness of them, they are very easy to maintain.

3. Some Rather Thin And Stringy Senegalese Twists

These ones may be a little more difficult to maintain than the thicker twists, however, they certainly look great!

4. A Full Head Of Senegalese Twists

Not only are these twists red, but there are so many of them, that it probably took her at least three to four years to grow them all!

5. Some More Red Senegalese Twists, With A Rather Unique Design Below Them

Perhaps the most unique and highly noticeable design on the entire list. One that certainly stands out amongst the crowd!

6. A Lot Of Senegalese Twists, All Tied Back Into A Nice Bun

You may need to learn exactly how to pull this bun off, but this is certainly a great choice for those who want to tie back their senegalese twists.

7. A Senegalese Twist Close-Up

A nice image, giving you a very close-up look at what senegalese twists really look like, and how detailed they really are.

8. Some Very Nicely Braided Senegalese Twists

Often referred to as African diamond twists, these braids look nice and are very easy to pull off!

9. Red And Black Senegalese Twists

A great choice for those looking for a new hairstyle, and also those looking for some neat coloring!

10. Some Very Thick And Somewhat Shorter Than Normal Senegalese Twists

In fact, the above average shortness of these twists may actually make them look even thicker. Certainly a great choice for those who are impatient, and want to get their twists done before growing their hair out long!

11. Two Friends With Some Rather Colorful Senegalese Twists

If you and your friend are looking for some more attention from the public, than colorful twists might be the way to go!

12. A Senegalese Twist Updo

Technically referred to as the “senegalese updo”, this style looks nice and is certainly a great choice for those wanting to keep their hair off of their neck.

14 Makeup Memes That Every Girl Can Relate To

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14 Makeup Memes That Every Girl Can Relate To

Roughly 12,000 years ago, the Egyptians created something so great, that women everywhere would soon become addicted to it. Used to brighten and sometimes even cover parts of the face, this Egyptian invention known as “makeup” became a great way for some women to look presentable, and for others to highlight their best features.

Now in the 21st century, since the vast majority of women are constantly taking pictures of themselves, the amount of makeup they wear on a day to day basis has only increased. This is not only why there are so many makeup related jokes online, but also why there are so many makeup based memes, poking fun at those who wear too much of it.

In order to show you exactly how funny these memes can be, while also giving our female readers something they can relate to, we have created a list of 14 makeup memes.

1. “When People Complain About How Much Makeup I Buy”

Well she is right about one thing, buying a lot of makeup is certainly better than being a drug addict…

2. “Look At This Stuff, Isn’t It Neat? Wouldn’t You Think My Collections Complete?”

A rhyming meme, describing the amount of stuff that most girls have in their makeup collection.

3. “When A Random Girl Compliments Your Makeup To Start A Conversation And You Can Already Feel The Friendship Rising”

The true way to any woman’s heart is by complimenting her makeup…

4. “I Don’t Always Sneeze, But When I Do, I’ve Just Applied A Fresh Coat Of Mascara”

According to the meme below, fresh coats of mascara can cause you to sneeze!

5. “When You Forget To Take Your Eye Makeup Off Before A Shower…”

The meme that is perhaps the most relatable for those who wear a lot of eye makeup.

6. “When You Rub Your Eye But You Forget You’re Wearing Eyeliner”

Certainly something that women everywhere try to avoid…

7. “You Wear Too Much Makeup, Your Lashes Are Too Long, Contour Is Too Strong, Eyebrows Too Dark, Highlight Too Bright”

Just a few of the many insults makeup wearing women receive on a somewhat regular basis.

8. “You Claimed You Wouldn’t Buy Any More Makeup Until Christmas, Your Sephora Account Determined That Was A Lie”

Thanks to Sephora, women everywhere have a tough time “not” buying makeup…

9. “When You Wear A Full Face In This Heat”

Perhaps the biggest downfall of makeup, is that is tends to falter in severe heat, something that those who live in the south know all too well…

10. “A Girl Is Beautiful With Or Without Makeup”

This meme describes perfectly, why most girls tend to wear so much makeup.

11. “When Someone With Bad Makeup Tries To Give You Advice”

Apparently before giving a girl advice on her makeup, you should make sure that yours is up to par…

12. “When You’re At A Pool Party, And You Don’t Want Your Makeup To Get Wet”

In addition to severe heat, you should also avoid pool parties when wearing a lot of makeup.

13. “Eat Some Makeup! Maybe You Will Look Better From Inside”

This may not actually work, but it is certainly still funny!

14. “No Makeup. STILL A GODDESS”

As you can see from the meme below, some people can still look nice without any makeup at all!

The Top 10 Bad Teeth Memes

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March 23, 2017

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Unfortunately for those who don’t use their toothbrush enough, bad teeth are frowned upon by people all over the world. Additionally, bad teeth also harm your smile and ruin any pictures that you are in, causing you to often hide from any camera in sight. So, in order to scare you away from getting bad teeth yourself, while also showcasing some of the best bad teeth memes the internet has to offer, we create the list below. Here are the top 10 bad teeth memes!

1. “How People With Bad Teeth See Themselves”

This might be a slight exaggeration, however, it certainly helps to get the point across…

2. “I Should Probably Replace My Teeth, Ain’t Nobody Got Time Fo’ That”

Well she is right, replacing all of your teeth does tend to be rather time consuming…

3. “Dental Insurance?? We Got Mountain Dew For Mouthwash, And A Pair Of Pliers – We Don’t Need No Insurance!”

Perhaps the grossest meme on the entire list, and certainly the one that should inspire you to take better care of your teeth!

4. “I’m Sorry Mom. When I Was 7, I Wasn’t Really Brushing My Teeth. I Was Just Turning The Water On.”

To all of those who “fake” brushing their teeth by just turning the water on and letting it run, the image below is an accurate indication of what might happen to you!

5. “I Was Gonna Have My Teeth Whitened, But Then I Said, I’ll Just Get A Tan Instead”

A very unorthodox, yet somewhat intelligent strategy for those with yellow teeth.

6. “Go For The Gold, Baby, Yeah!”

Perhaps the only time that “going for the gold” is not a good idea, is when it is with the color of your teeth!

7. “When People Brag About Their Dentist With Messed Up Teeth”

Well to be honest, those with bad teeth bragging about their dentist is kind of ironic…

8. “Keep Waking Up Smoking Cigarettes And Don’t Brush Your Teeth, I’ll Wait”

If this picture doesn’t get you to want to brush your teeth at least once or twice a day, than I don’t know what will!

9. “Why Do Your Teeth Need Sealants? Because They’re Groovy, Baby!!!”

Austin Powers and his rather crooked teeth!

10. “Wearing White Reminds Me What Color My Teeth Aren’t”

To successfully match his teeth, he may need to pick out some yellowish-brown attire…

14 Cookie Memes That Will Make You Want To Eat

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14 Cookie Memes That Will Make You Want To Eat

Though they have a reputation for being unhealthy and fattening, cookies taste great and are something that everyone has a difficult time staying away from. In addition to the many different cookie flavors that exist today, there are also many different cookie memes, based around the difficulties we face when trying to avoid eating them. So, in order to bring some of the best cookie memes to light, while also showcasing the creativity of those who create them, we have created the list below. And whether you are on a healthy diet or not, you should certainly enjoy it!

1. A Nice “You Get A Cookie” Oprah Meme

A funny Oprah meme, that would certainly be great if it were true!

2. “Yeah, If You’d Stop Me From Eating All The Cookies, That Would Be Great.”

Like I said, avoiding eating cookies is incredibly difficult…

3.”Tracking My Cookies? They Will Never Get My Recipe!”

A lonely old Grandmother, keeping her secret cookie recipe hidden from the public!

4. “I Don’t Always Eat Cookies, But When I Do, C Is The Letter Of The Day”

As you may have imagined, the cookie monster appears in quite a few of these cookie memes…

5. “Here Is A Cookie For Your Accomplishment”

A reward that everyone in the world is happy to receive!

6. “Give That Man A Cookie, And Help Him Putin His Mouth Too”

Even Vladimir Putin is included on some of these cookie memes!

7. “You’re On A Diet? Not Any More”

If these things are in front of you, then good luck maintaining your diet…

8. “Girl Scout Cookies Are Here…Yes!!!”

In all honesty, girl scouts are one of the best kinds of cookies!

9. “I’ll Have You Know, I Ate An Oatmeal Raisin Cookie Instead Of Chocolate Chip, And I Only Cried For 20 Minutes”

As good as cookies are, everyone hates mistaking an oatmeal raisin for a chocolate chip…

10. “Gemmie Da Cookie”

An adorable dog, doing everything he can to get that cookie…

11. “Best Cookie Ever!!!!!”

A very straightforward, yet very realistically relatable meme.

12. “Oh Hell No Liz, You Ain’t Getting My Cookie”

A young girl, running away from her friend to keep her cookie safe!

13. “I Need To Go On A Diet! Oh Look A Cookie!”

Something that I’m sure everyone reading this list can relate to…right?

14. “I Came To Bake Cookies And Kill People, And I’m All Out Of Cookies”

Very funny, and perhaps the most terrifying meme on the entire list. Someone better get her some cookies, fast!

14 Scratch Mark Tattoos That Actually Look Painful

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Believe it or not, scratch mark tattoos are actually very popular. Not only do they catch peoples’ eyes from afar, but sometimes, the scratch mark themselves even look realistic, causing those who view the designs to either shutter or gasp. And whether those who get them are aiming to bring their prior suicidal behavior to light or just wanting a painful and scary looking design, the tattoos themselves do look neat and certainly make for a great list – which is why we’ve created the showcase below!

1. A Scratch Mark Back Tattoo With A Panther Inside It

A nice way of adding some pizzaz to your scratch mark tattoo and something that is actually done quite often.

2. An American Flag Scratch Mark Tattoo

A very realistic design, and a great choice for anyone in love with (or from) America.

3. A Colorless Scratch Mark Chest Tattoo

Appearing almost like a scratch mark made from a tiger or a lion, this design is certainly realistic and looks nice across the chest.

4. A Shark Tooth Scratch Mark Tattoo

If you don’t want to follow the crowd and have your scratch marks made by a tiger or a panther, you can always go with shark tooth scratch marks!

5. A Leopard Printed Scratch Mark Shoulder Tattoo For Women

A very unique way of adding a leopard print to your scratch mark tattoo. This one makes it seem as if she is actually a leopard herself!

6. Some Nice Tiger Claw Scratch Marks

Though many people have their scratch marks made by tigers or panthers, these ones are actually fairly unique, considering they are placed across her back.

7. Four Very Nicely Done Red Scratch Marks

These ones may not be too original, however, they are placed well on the back and look extremely realistic.

8. Some Realistic Looking Yellow And Black Scratch Marks

In fact, these might just be the most realistic looking scratch marks on the entire list!

9. Some Leopard Scratches On A Man’s Chest

Though leopard print is usually seen (in tattoo form) on women, this design looks great and sits well across his chest.

10. Some Incredibly Realistic Looking Human Claw Marks

Believe it or not, this is actually a tattoo…

11. Some More Terrifying Claw Marks

These ones are on the ribs too! Ouch!

12. A Small Cat, Making Some Red Scratch Marks

The cat may be a little cartoonish, but the scratch marks themselves certainly look real.

13. Five Claw Marks Along The Back

Not only does this tattoo look great, but judging by the simplicity of the design, it probably didn’t take too long either.

14. Some Cheetah Printed Scratch Marks

Placed on the shoulder and filled in with cheetah printing, this design is not only unique, but also very well placed!