Your teenage years are the years that you’re known for being very rebellious towards authority figures. Angst, anger, trouble, and rebellion are some common terms that teens get associated with. But the teenage years are about more than just rebellion. These are also years in which young girls and boys are finding their own voice for themselves. Like most things precious, this search for one’s identity takes time. That is when some teenagers end up doing crazy things like drinking too much or hanging out with the wrong crowd. These years are typically when some classic lifelong funny teenage quotes are born.
The trouble between parents and growing teens is the stuff of legends. Parents complain about their teenage son or daughter. The teen begins to feel that parents are embarrassing. The rapidly changing years are full of annoying moments that turn out to be quite funny, in retrospect.
Funny teenage quotes talk about the joys and troubles of being a teenager.
Teenagers invariably want to spend hours on the phone, and they want to run away from chores. Teens often become a bit withdrawn. Annoyed parents think that’No’ is the only complete sentence they get to hear from their teenage son or daughter. Looks is also a sensitive area for teens. As one funny quote says, adolescence seems like just one big walking pimple. Check out these funny teenage quotes below.
“They say you shouldn’t lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you’ve ever had sex, and your mom is right there, you’re gonna say no.” – Risa Schizophrenia
“To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.”
“As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.” – Fran Lebowitz
“I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ‘That guy sure owed me a lot of money.”
“Mom, I have good news! ‘You got a 100 in your math test?!’ Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.”
“Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.”
“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
“A teenager is always too tired to hold a dishcloth, but never too tired to hold a phone.”
“Teenage girls are too caught up in being with a guy who’s the best for everyone else and not the best for themselves.”
“I don’t know what better teenage life you could get than going around the world doing what you love to do.”
“I have no problem texting while driving, but I won’t text while going down stairs. That shits dangerous.”
“Why do they rate a movie R for adult language? The only people I hear using that language are teenagers.”
“To a teenager there’s nothing more embarrassing than a parent.”
“I would just like to take the time to Congratulate my parents for having such an amazing kid!”
“Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young.”
“You try your hardest to raise your teenagers with patience, honesty and good manners, but they still end up being like you…”
“I just spotted some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces.”
“Look at the keyboard…U and I are together, look underneath it says JK.”
“Society has the politicians and teenagers it deserves.”
“My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen.”
“When you’re a teenager, ‘No’ is a complete sentence.”
“When you’re angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount.”
“The main problem with teenagers is that they’re just like their parents were at their age.”
“Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-o to a tree.”
“Dear pimples, if you are going to live on my face, I am going to need to see some rent…”
Above are some of the funny teenage quotes that have been spread around from generation to generation. Teens are known for spouting off and creating some funny quotes of their own. However, sometimes people make up funny teenage quotes after they’ve grown up and reflect on their teenage years. Either way, these are some hilarious quotes!